Quotes from the Professor Backwards act Professor Backwards

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came down jacksonville on train slowest train d ever been on. said conductor, can t run faster? said, yeah, gotta stay on train. woman ran conductor , said, stop train. have maternity hospital. said, had no business getting on train in condition. said, didn t.


had brand-new mercury. loaned brother last week. said, treat if own. sold it.


walking in manhattan other day , guy ran me , said, how nearest hospital? told him, walk across park avenue eyes closed.


went salesgirl. said, d see cheap in man s suit. said, mirror s on left.


gets me estimated tax return. have guess how re gonna make. have fill out, fix up, sign it, send in. sent mine in last week. didn t sign it. if have guess how m gonna make, let them guess sent it.


know stewardess is. s girl asks want, straps in seat can t it.







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